Sunday, December 6, 2009

Tim Tebow Just Gonna Stay in Bed and Watch 80's Teen Movies, If You Wanna Come By


Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow is just gonna hang out in bed today (and probably most of this week) and watch some of his favorite 80's teen movies, the former Heisman Winner told reporters Monday. He's probably gonna to watch Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, and maybe even Teen Wolf, just to mix it up a bit. Tebow was also thinking he'd probably break out some of those Twinkies and Ho Hos that have been just been sitting and gathering dust in his pantry, because, why not, he deserves it, and it's not like having four or five Twinkees is gonna kill him. The Heisman winning quarterback said he was just feeling "mega-bummed" about the team's recent blowout loss in the SEC championship to Alabama, but that a "mani/pedi" would probably make him feel at least a little better. "Anyways, if anybody wants to come over, that'd be cool," Tebow said, as tears formed in his eyes. "It just be cool to have some friends around." Tebow also said he bought a bunch of green facial masks with aloe if anyone would be into that.

By Daniel Strauss

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