Friday, October 30, 2009

Chris Berman Confusing Actual Sports With Applebee's "Two for Twenty" Deal



BRISTOL-Chris Berman, noted ESPN sports commentator and recent star of Applebee's restaurant's "Two For Twenty" television ad campaign, seemed unable to tell the difference between actual sports and the new Applebee's promotion during last Sunday's ESPN broadcast. "This deal could! Go! All! The! Way!" Berman shouted over a clip of a sixty yard DeAngelo Williams touchdown run. He also said that real reason for the Chicago Bears recent offensive struggles was an inability to incorporate Dan "Wingmaster" Wilson in the so-called "boneless buffalo wing game." When looking ahead to the World Series at the end of the show, Berman said "My pick for this series? Applebee's two for twenty!" after which, he burst into tears and asked Tom "TJ" Jackson if he could please tell him where he was.

by Daniel Strauss

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