Senior Staff Writer
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After an unexpected loss to the New Orleans Saints, the Minnesota Vikings have been unable to even view the Super Bowl without an enormous amount of sighs and groans coming from a large entity in the corner of the room.
Now, due to the fact that one of the groans sounded very similar to “I shouldn’t have thrown that stupid pick," SnideSports can confirm that the "entity" is most likely Brett Favre. Other noted sounds coming from the Favre have been “Man, I would not have thrown the ball there, there was another guy wide open,” and “I would have been so good out there but now I’m in here, look at me,” followed by the occasional “C’mon man, are you kidding me?”
“At first we thought he was asleep, but then we noticed that every sigh or comment came directly after a play, observed Vikings receiver Sidney Rice. "This seemed to signal that he was actually criticizing the performance of both the Colts and the Saints."
Brett Favre, preparing to throw the interception thatwould make him even more annoying than he was before.
“It has become increasingly hard to watch the game with Favre acting the way he is," added TE Visanthe Shiancoe. "We've tried to tell him to stop, but he doesn’t seem to pay any attention. It seems that he’s slipped into some sort of half-asleep half-awake state.
“The doctor that we called up told us it probably is a late traumatic reaction to his ‘completely screwing everything up for us’ at the NFC championship game. But I don’t know about that doctor’s credibility. He said his name was ‘Doc Surgeon’ or something. But I guess we’ll have to take his word for it.”
“Yes, we’ve tried shocking him out of it," noted "Big K" (as he is called by his teammates) Ryan Longwell. "It appears to be somewhat permanent at the moment. But it’s a good thing we chose to watch it at Adrian Peterson’s house, because he has another HDTV upstairs. We may just have to carry him upstairs if things get too bad.”
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