CLEVELAND-According to a recent study conducted by the NBA, Americans prefer the Nike commercial puppet version of Lebron James to the actual, real life Lebron James by a staggeringly high count of four to one. "He's just so cute, and plus he can rap, and you can sort of tell he doesn't take himself too seriously." one survey participant commented. "Not like the actual Lebron, who wont shake hands after losses and lays on the ground for like five hours after tripping or something." "This was a tough one," another participant said. "I ended up picking the real Lebron, but the puppet is a lot easier to get behind. He just doesn't strike me as a choker." While Lebron James could not be reached for comment, the Lebron puppet was more than happy to offer his opinion, saying "I guess America prefers a piece of felt with a hand stuck up his ass to Lebron James."
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