MINNEAPOLIS, MN -- In the wee hours of Tuesday morning, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre decided yet again to retire and shortly thereafter unretire, SnideSports has learned. According to reports, Favre awoke in his home at approximately 2:03 AM this morning to use the bathroom. On the way back from relieving himself, Favre decided that he no longer wished to play professional football. However, after "thinking about it for a second" upon crawling back into bed (at approximately 2:06 AM), Favre ultimately made the decision not to opt out of his multimillion dollar contract with the Vikings. "I just got that itch again, and I wanted to play again, and now it looks like I'm back," said Favre in a released statement. Favre's most recent return to the NFL is particularly shocking, given that he told multiple reporters during dreams between 1 and 2 AM that he would not, under any circumstances, return to the NFL.
-By Jeremy Strauss
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